I found it

I have been sent countless emails with links to the “lebo thugz” video on youtube (yes the one on the news) and numerous other ones that are similar. Mostly from my lebo friends.
However, today, I got one with a “response” clip attached. Funny how its my skip friends who are circulating these. lol
Im thinking its [...]

Fuckers Are Messing With Me

So welcome to my 3 new arrivals to the blog. That I know in real life. Two I helped, one found it herself (little miss smarty pants).
Thankyou Dickhead for pointing out the error in my last post. And thankyou for lying to me just to see my reaction. And please kindly tell me next time [...]

Bowing to Pressure

Well not really, because I was going to spill the beans anyway, but im too lazy to think of good titles (as we all know). So here it is. The post about what happened on Sunday.
Remember that girl I liked? M&M? Well Bugalugs and I went to lunch with her, her partner (Mr M&M) and [...]

Drunken Debauchery continues unabated

LAST NIGHT was an absolute corker!
I promise to regail you all with the tale, which kicks the ass of the recent threesome story.
And Dickhead was there so no details need to be held back. W00T!!
But for now, Im trying to finish updating the blogroll, that ive been doing for 2 weeks now.
Shaddup!

A Return to WTFness

Ok. So.
WTF is with these trends lately? Who the hell wants sunnies that are bigger than your goddamn head? You are NOT a blowfly. Take them off, you look ridiculous.
Why oh why do I continue to do it? I know you are a stunning handbag. I know I just HAVE to have you. Even though [...]

June Dally Watkins didnt cover this….

So then, Ms Queen of Manners for Every Situation, what does your finishing school have to teach us about the correct ettiquette for every situation in this mornings lesson?
Dont have anything planned?
Want to take questions from the class?
You do? Excellent!
Then tell me, Ms Watkins, I discovered that my vibrator has dissappeared. Uhuh. It has! Its [...]

FACTS

Dickhead and I discussed today the fact that he is in my will. He knows he gets something, but he also knows I will not answer how much. And for those of you who worry, dont. Bugalugs gets almost everything, and will be fine. Lucky for me I’m an Accountant, and Financial Planning is something [...]

How Bad Am I You Ask?

Smoked pot – $10
Did acid – $5
Ever had sex at church – $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you – $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace – $25
Had sex for money – $100
Vandalized something – $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed – $10
Beat up someone – [...]

Ive Been Preoccupied

Lately, my mind has been fairly distracted. Actually, very distracted.
IVE MET SOMEONE
Thats right. And I’ll admit it, Im crushing on them, and more than just a teeny little bit.
Someone who has the best sense of humour, who is contantly cracking me up, and who absolutely loves my jokes too.
Someone who understands alot of what makes [...]

WARNING

So this warning is probably pointless, and since blogs are filed recent>old, its probably too late for anyone not using bloglines, but….
Im giving up on with holding information that I think might be too much for readers to handle/challenge their ideas of who i am.
Bwah ha ha
All my regular readers know Im a loon already. [...]