Bloggy Suggestions & Conversations With Dickhead

So someone suggested they join Dickhead and I for a threesome. I talked to him about it. He reacted as men do when confronted with other men showing an interest in them. Lets say less than impressed. HA HA HA HA
Someone suggested I spill all about the last threesome. I talked to him about it. [...]

The Countdown Mark II

My Birthday: 6 Days
Dickhead Leaving: 18 Days

Bits n Pieces

diAfter a particularly annoying argument with Dickhead last week, I got so riled up that I threw my $1400 PDA against the wall. And broke it. Beyond repair. Yes it made me feel better. No the argument wasnt resolved, still isnt. Yes I do know how stupid I am. But how good is Ebay? $250 [...]

Grumpy Old Men

Dickhead will absolutely hate this post, but fuck him. Its my blog and Ill say what I want to. Its not like anyone from teh interwebs knows him, and those in real life know anyway.
Dickhead came clean on a porky that he had been telling me. It really upset me, both what the truth was, [...]

Motherhood

So instead of filling you all in on my threesome on saturday night (hey you only live once, so shut up about my frequent getting freaky – im allowed) I thought Id tell you some snippets of whats been going on with bugalugs.
So either I am the worlds best, or the worlds worst mum according [...]

I Never……

A game that has suddenly taken on whole new meanings.
I really REALLY want to blog.
But I cant.
Some of it is that I dont understand it. Some of it is that I cant get it into words. Some of it is that Im not allowed to.
But the scary part? Some of it Im too embarressed. And [...]

Please Excuse Me

Im not dead yet.
Just busy falling to pieces.
Clean up in aisle 3.

Holy Crappola! aka i watched channel 9

So apart from CSI and the occassional time in the morning where i missed the weather on Sunrise and need to leave NOW, I basically never watch channel 9. (oh I fib, third watch was filled with hotties in uniforms..mmm….emergency services…*drool*)
Last night I was bored shitless, and lay there watching TV instead of doing something [...]

My Neighbours are CUNTS

nI just got off a phone call where I showed what a girl I am and cried and cried to Dickhead.
Dickhead seemed worried actually at the sound of my voice and demanded to know what was wrong. I dont think he would ever have guessed the answer.
The guys who live next door? They’re threatening me.
So [...]

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