Desperate Plea for Help

In spite of this blog usually being full of cmpletely inane and inconsequential crap, my life actually has substance.
And Dickhead really is overseas right now being seen by a doctor (who i firmly believe is a quack) for a significant and incurable illness.
Dear readers, I need your help.
I am 100% seriously calling on the blogosphere [...]

Letter to Dickhead

I just sent Dickhead an email that encapsulated pretty much all the big bits of my world right now, both those talked about here, and offline with people, and seeing as im such a lazy beeyotch, i thought that Id just copy paste it here, to update everyone, and just change the names etc.
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To: Dickhead@farfaraway.com.au
From: [...]

Faaaaaarrrrrrk!

Like, 7 days or so scince i last posted! Holy Fuckoly! Is that a record for me?
Hmmm, whats been going on in that time?
Lets see, dealing with Dickhead being away, dealing with being sick, running around like a headless chook trying to fit a million things into….. oooooh, about 5 minutes?
Lets see, a two minute [...]

Look Out Steph

Your poetry has been given a run for its money HERE
I really dont know which bit of this post to talk about first, so ill just copy paste the lot here for your viewing pleasure. Dont say I never do anything for you guys!
Cliffordz Rap:
Yo, yo. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. Feel it. Alright.
Yo. Yo. [...]

Its oh so quiet…. Its oh so still….

Bjork is a fucking crazy psycho bitch. Guess thats why i heart her so.
So that explains the title, but really i meant it to say that much is happening here in the beehive. Im crazy arsed mother fucking busy. I have some huge plans being put into action. Most of which are not ready to [...]

WTF?

What the fuck is this?

Hmmm……

Well, peoples reactions to the fact that Dickhead has left me alone for 8 weeks has been interesting to say the least.
You’d be surprised what people really think about you.
Including going to a clients of mine, and having a number of them want to give me their numbers. Or take mine. Or both. Or invite [...]

Well…

Hes gone.

Okaaaay then…..

That last post and its reaction (both on and off the blog) was certainly unexpected. Also varied, intense, and surprising.
Thankyou all for your caring, support, advice, and especially hugs.
Even nasty things that were said were said from wanting whats best for me. I CAN see that, and i appreciate the place it came from.
Things have [...]

The Sunday After The Saturday Before

Dickhead hit me with a bombshell today. He’s leaving 2 days earlier than he had said before. You might not think that 2 days is very much. It is when it droops the number of days your ever going to see someone again. Then 2 days is alot. Now its only 9 sleeps. I dont [...]